Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Not my writing but I wish it were. I'd love to hear it.

The speech George W. Bush might give:

Normally,I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.' Not
doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit!

Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.
The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people.

I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on
in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and
the news media. Meanwhile,all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most
of you are too stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's
increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful
of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property
than your economic security.

We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this 'blood for oil' thing. If I were trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq 's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to pot. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied...People Died' crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Saddam could just as easily have had them and hid them in Iran !
Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named Clinton
established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?

Now some of you morons want to be led by a junior senator with no
understanding of foreign policy or economics, and this nitwit says we should
attack Pakistan , a nuclear ally. And then he wants to go to Iran and make
peace with a terrorist who says he's going to destroy us. While he's doing
that, he wants to give Iraq to al Qaeda, Afghanistan to the Taliban, Israel to the Palestinians, and your money to the IRS so the government can give welfare to illegal aliens, to whom he will grant citizenship, so they can vote to re-elect him. He also thinks it's okay for Iran to have nuclear weapons, and we should stop our foreign aid to Israel.

Did you sleep through high school?

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the
cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models
squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the
Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out
spend and out-tech them.

That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care
if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they
weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But
they are. They want to kill you, and they are all over the globe.
You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the
United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure
of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.' Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops. Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over
the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times, USA Today,
or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most
of you would rather watch American Idol or Dancing with Stars. I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient
house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully
self-sufficient for years. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got
elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of
it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last
pillars of America fall. Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that's it. God bless what's left of America .

Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off.

- You might want to start learning Farsi, and buy a Koran.


Shadowscapestudio said...

I wish he would quit, but he can save that stupid speech for those who voted him in last term.
The rest of the real world won't buy it one bit.
He pissed off the rest of the world so they retaliated against us. And yes, that will be long term now.
He wants to blame poor intel on others, when all he wanted to do was bomb the shit out of Iraq because his daddy didn't finish the job and he wanted to look good in daddy's eyes.
Fucked up the government run lending institutions and now is bailing himself out with your money.
Oh yeah. I wish this speech were true. Pelosi would be a far better person in there than George and Dick who have fucked this country into oblivion.
By far the worst president that ever was. He has done more damage to America than anyone or anything in it's history.
My only wish is that the judicial branch of the government would put him on death row until he is about to die from old age, then shoot the bastard.

Unknown said...

BTW David, Obama tonight stated twice his willingness to invade Pakistan. Considering they have a few nukes it just doesn't sound like a good idea.

Shadowscapestudio said...

So, your saying it's OK to go in and bomb Iraq but if the enemy has nukes, no.
Only want to beat up on the little guys?
Wasn't that the excuse given to go into Iraq in the first place? Weapons of mass destruction?
Shouldn't we hit Pakistan because they have nukes? After all, no one is allowed to have them but us.

Unknown said...

I never had a problem with Iraq. Regime change in Iraq was mandated by the Clinton administration and I was glad to see us go in there.

Invading Pakistan on the other hand would be like jumping into a gunfight without a gun. We may have a boatload or two of nukes ourselves but we no longer have any politicians with balls enough to actually use them.

TyMax said...

Was going to post this one I got with the pictures in my blog but I never got around to it. Pretty much sums it up.

It is kind of scary when you start to think of the what ifs. Why do you think they signed a huge Nuke deal with India. It is one huge chess match.

Unknown said...

Bush would never say that speech... he doesn't know that many big words.